Saturday, October 18, 2008

也谈养燕业!

某国医药公司总裁指出:“凡是鸟类的粪便都会带菌,但这菌对人类有害还是无害还得经过科学家鉴验!
alamak,粪便肮脏连3岁小孩都懂啊!
所有飞禽走兽的粪便都会带菌,这样讲决不会没逻辑吧!
目前在沐胶闹得既沸腾的“坼除燕屋事件“的出名程度可以比美“五桶“党争!
每当想起那些无辜的死燕子,(如此残忍的照片就不必在亮相了!)
除了心酸,还是心酸啊!
执法官员没错,他门也不过是奉旨形事;森林局官员已经灾去年2月致函通知业主要终止引燕业;谁不当这警告一回事?
业主也没错,投资万多的资金,转眼变无有,谁不气?
那错在谁啊?
对!是燕子你本身!
谁叫你的唾液这么值钱?谁叫你被人类发现你呢!呜呼唉哉!


燕子们,你飞吧!飞离人类吧!

回你们那与世无争的竟界去吧!
越远越好
他们都是侩子手啊!

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

ruthless and selfish but also cunning human kinds!

Anonymous said...

heard someone said those swallows which make bird nest for human consumption don't release droplet in their houses or in the town area. Heheh, interesting lo, because there also attended the course of how to behave well.

Anonymous said...

*read from local chinese newspaper. Of course, the reporter interviewed the owners of the swallows. So, next time if you get any droplet on your head when you are heading for wedding reception, please remember to ask the bird where there are from.

Anonymous said...

hallo,Lavender,a very warm welcome to my house.This is a coxy place that you can loudly and boldly express out your anger,unhappiness and sadness!
Droplets from the swallow wont be released in their houses or in the town area?what a ridiculous say?The owner wrap pampers for their swallows?or they r taught to release only in their nests?alamak!

Anonymous said...

Lavender,to certain degree,these swallow s'droplets is definitely dirty;
it will perfectly cause an irritating sight to the passers-by.
the owners are immuned to all these as they got handsome income from the bird nests?
Lavender,whatever measures taken or anti-measures to these swallow-house,we have to ,foremost,consider the hygienic matter to the residences first!

Anonymous said...

哈哈,只有在这里会看到说是燕子的错!
高论!

Anonymous said...

燕子决对很生气人类.没有好好安排就开始养他们.现在可好了,燕死,业主亏钱;但是真的,粪便没分等级,都是肮脏的.莫要等kosaki 猖虐时,被万夫指,骂或!

Anonymous said...

I know bird nest brings a lot of income to our people, 1 kg cost RM6k, but in the town centre/area, don't agree, noisy, very irritating, but who will win, still a big qestion mark, when ahkogo helps, need return o, ahlenggo helps,it is his job to speak for the people, When we speak,just like neighbours' dogs barking.what a nonsense.

Anonymous said...

woof miao,
welcome you warmly,my friend.
I cant control laughing when i read your writing! hahahahaha.....!humurous!
ah ke said on govt behalf as he gets monthly income,allowance,salary.He has to say sth or else will kenna flying files;
ah ho lieng also has to say sth as he usually voice out on pple's behalf;
so handsome income ?oh,better I pindah out and use soothing bird chirping to invite swallows family to live in my house lo!
but u ask who will win?
wait ah!being enviromental friends ,I have to warn the swallows first;they have to go 1st;
they sure lost to cruel human kinds!

Anonymous said...

haiya, last time I kena one bird droplet, after clearing it away from my hair, then quickly go buy 4-D, no luck, where got luck? BULLSHIT.

Anonymous said...

hallo,tango dancer,welcome, my new friend!dont believe in those thing!last time my brother in law carried a neighbourhood's boy up above his head aND WANTED TO THROW THE CUTIE UP.jUST BEFORE HE THREW,the boy irrigated him ,right on his head.He ,though angry,rushed to buy 4D .You guess he struck how much?NONE!
Hehe,wealth comes from hardwork and hardwork. There is no question of short-cut!The droplets from the swallows is just simply dirty and cause air pollution!As simple as that! But the authorities should lead them away ,not killed them abruptly.Too inhuman!But what can they do as the owners are stubborn!

Anonymous said...

the authority is 杀一警百 to the birds' owners and may be the birds as well. 小鸟无辜,要就处罚主人,太可怕的人类了。

Anonymous said...

fuchsia,remember birds'flu?
that is a very horrible epidemic!our government is always slow or just ignorant and simply noob in protecting our lifes.She only takes stern action when facing pressure from the public!
i feel so sorry both for the owner of the nests 'business and the swallow.But we have to protect human health first!
Just imagine if the diseases in the air is out of control,then will the government to be blamed again?
No proper bird nest business handbook is available for the public to read!

Anonymous said...

说到燕子呢,就想到那些外来的女郎,为什么破坏家庭的还没那么紧张,反而燕子带来income 更紧张呢!那里出问题了!!!!

Anonymous said...

miao,早上好!
外来的女郎还是女狼?
我不大明白哦!你实说,好吗?
所有的社会问题都欢迎在我的“办公室“讨论,不吐不快!
我等着你发言!交流交流!

Anonymous said...

thousands of apology, should call 女狼, my secretary's typing mistake, 小燕子没错,大燕子也没错。好玩哦!!

Anonymous said...

miao,
我不解燕子和外来女狼有何关联?
燕子是飞禽,外来女狼是走兽,
两个脚和四个脚?????
哈哈!

Anonymous said...

when I read master's comment, I burst laughter,so cunning and sarcastic description which I like, no matter it meant in what sense.

Anonymous said...

byk tempat di sini,sekolah juga bina rumah swallow.org kaya invest utk sekolah,lepas tu,jika dapat keuntungan, semua pun bagi sekolah.jadi,sekolah seronak.tapi ibubapa,ada yg sokong ada yg tidak.yg tak sokong itu cakap rumah swallow akan membawa penyakit.jadi,mereka larang anak belajar di sekolah tersebut

Anonymous said...

perempuan dari luar.
burung dari hutan..... ...semua mesti lari,hilang!satu ialah hisap luit-luit dari orang while satu ialah membawa lui-luit kepada manusia tetapi pun membawa masalah mengganggu kesihatan.semua balik!

Anonymous said...

perumpuan dari luar..
burung dari hutan..
semua mahu terbang ke sini,
cari bukit emas??
cari tempat tinggal??
aiyah!!!! kita orang takut tahu?
kamu membawa penyakit teruk,
menglanggarkan undang-undang,
mengkotorkan kediaman kita,
kalau kamu kena tembak madai di tepi jalan suatu...siapa kasihan?

buduh!!!!!semua balik kampong cepat!

Anonymous said...

haiya, anybody can translate the last mr.berani=boss's comment? I only half tank of water for my BM, not enough to use.cheers!

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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dik....nenek pun pandai nynyi ini :)

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